Friday, August 8, 2008

Day 48: Of Bald Cats and Diapers

The Challis tennis court served us well. Nick arose before all and sent off some frantic emails with wireless stolen from outside the bar window. Not much eventfulness until we sped out of the arid mountains about Challis and did some handstands (well Nick did some half handstands) and swam in the Salmon River at a state park. All handstanded out, we spun out of the park and into the most intense thunderstorm we ridden through yet. A huge gust blew Nick off the road and he gracefully skidded onto the ground with an energetically lunatic smile. We gripped harder and pushed on until a bridge (thankfully no trolls underneath) offered us shelter until torrents subsided.


(Arid mountains)


(Wet refreshing river)


(Dried up homestead)


Next hour consisted of Sam speeding away at 20 miles an hour, Nick trying his darndest to catch up on an empty stomach and hammer gel, and Luke falling behind after a 15 minute Sinclair visist. The aridity began to moisten as we climbed a few hundred feet. We even got some forest and the landscape quickly outdid Yellowstone .

(Perty river with trees)


(More lovely river)


Some fifteen miles later, I found Sam stopped in awe over the chocolate brown waters pouring out of a creek into the Salmon River. Apparently some fire had swept through the area up the creek and a microburst (flash flood) from the recent day's storming caused a huge landslide that donated tons of mud into the creek.

(The creek runs brown)


(Churning of the chocolate)


(The rat-tailed mustache gazes in awe)


(The mountains of Stanley)



One peanut butter and jelly later I (Nick) split from the rest of the gang and the diarrhea creek to spark some phone chats in the city of Stanley before it got too late in cbus. Apparently, Luke and Sam managed to land themselves in some hot springs for three hours, cope'n and a lookin’ good for the hot springers while Nick ate some viciously greasy and stomach churning fish and chips under the beautiful montaine tourist town known as Stanley, ID. Come 9 o’clock after some serious facebooking, heartfelt chats, cigarettes and beer Nick delightedly observed Sam and Luke strutting into the bar from their hot baths. The night eventually led to a few more beers and a slew of knee knocking jokes from a vulgarly wild and agile local named Tim and his super short shorts and creepily affectionate 60 year old best friend Kim who says, “life’s a bitch and then we have to live it…and we live it!” with a big smile:]. For the sake of PC, I won't relay Tim's jokes...

A lot of 60 some year old hip shaking acting ensued until the bar tender had enough and pushed us out the door so that we could fall asleep on in the grass in the middle of Stanley’s no camping zone. Dreams were silent and the morning rain sparked a euphoric rebirth.

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